Stewie – Family guy funny quotes


# Lois: Stewie, you can’t leave the table until you finish your vegetables.
Stewie: Well then, I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you’ve got a good forty years on me woman!
Lois: Sweetie, it’s broccoli, it’s good for you. Now, open up for the airplane…
Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers!

# Lois: I know you don’t like broccoli Stewie, but you’ll thank me when you grow up big and strong like your father.
Stewie: A compelling argument. You’ve swayed me, woman. Mmmm. That is good. Oh I feel stronger already. Mmmm it’s good tasting and good for you.

One should see the video of this episode to understand the last quote.

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